Art by Lawrence Washington

This represents my constant feeling of being analyzed, picked apart, etc. Why do people find me so interesting? I wonder.

I'm feeling awfully self-important nowadays. Now I'm being immortalized as a Jade statue. I imagine people will come from miles around to see me, too. It's good to be me!

I want to be immortalized on a US Postage stamp one day. A co-worker of mine told me that I would have to die in order for that to happen. Also, I'll have to be famous enough to even be considered. I better get started on my book, then!

How clever am I. I took a negative emotion like the feeling of being 'used' and I made it cute and funny! Ho ho ho. I dunno. I have silly ideas from time to time. And this is one of them.

Good morning everybody! I usually hate Mondays, but today feels different. Maybe it will turn out to be a good day.

No, I'm not depressed or anything, but I'm not exactly ecstatic either. It's December 4th and I still haven't shopped for Christmas yet. I have a major art project that I have to finish by next week and it's going much slower than it needs to. Sigh.

There is a touch of oddness in the air today. Maybe it's the overcast. I hate cloudy weather. I think it may rain this weekend. Oh well. I guess I Have to deal with it.